休日出勤のオフィス。
ただし、仕事半分、ほとんど遊び。
設備を私用で使わせてもらってる感じ。
ふと気づく。
奥で年配の男がひとり働いていた。
見知らぬ人物だが、ここの社員だろう。
私は余所者。
この会社とは縁が切れている。
関連会社の出向社員みたいなふりをして
いかにも仕事しているように見せなければ。
なのに、この男の書類が載ってるイスに
考えなしに放尿してしまった。
「わあ。すみません」
あわてて止め、ティッシュで書類を拭く。
そこへ，営業の男たち数名が入ってきた。
「これでなんとかなるでしょう」
どうやら大きな仕事を射止めてきた様子。
なんとか胡麻化して早々に退社せねば。
Pissing on the Chair
I am at office at work on holiday.
However, half of the work, almost play.
I feel like using facilities for private use.
Suddenly noticing.
An older man was working alone in the back.
He is a stranger, but he will be an employee here.
I am an outsider.
I am out of touch with this company.
Pretending to be a secondary employee of an affiliated company,
I have to show it to work anyway.
However, I had urinating without thinking to the chair
that this man's document is on.
"Wow, sorry,"
I stop in a hurry and wipe the document with a tissue.
A few male business people came in there.
"With this, we will manage somehow."
Apparently they seem to have a big job.
I have to cope and manage to leave early.
