目覚めたら、そこはまだ夢の中だった。
会う人会う人、みんな同じ顔に見える。
というか、どいつもこいつも顔がなかった。
目も鼻も口も耳もない。
鶏卵のような白い顔ばかりだ。
現実であるはずがなかった。
痛くなかろうから無駄だと思ったが
現実であるはずがなかった。
痛くなかろうから無駄だと思ったが
他に目覚める方法も浮かばない。
ありきたりで申し訳ないと思いながら頬をつねろうとしたら
頬は鶏卵の殻のように硬く、つまむことすらできなかった。
････そういうことか。
おれも、こいつらと同じということか。
こうなったら、つまり玉子になってしまったのなら
この玉子の殻を割るしかない。
あたりを見まわし、殻を割るのに適当な角を探してみたが
あいにく角はどこにもなかった。
どこもかしこも平面ばかりだ。
おれは玉子頭のまま考えた。
平らな面で生玉子を上手に割るのは不可能だ。
頬は鶏卵の殻のように硬く、つまむことすらできなかった。
････そういうことか。
おれも、こいつらと同じということか。
こうなったら、つまり玉子になってしまったのなら
この玉子の殻を割るしかない。
あたりを見まわし、殻を割るのに適当な角を探してみたが
あいにく角はどこにもなかった。
どこもかしこも平面ばかりだ。
おれは玉子頭のまま考えた。
平らな面で生玉子を上手に割るのは不可能だ。
ベチャッとつぶれて、手も服もなにもかも汚れてしまう。
そんなこと、とても我慢できない。
だから一度煮て、ゆで玉子にしてから割ろう。
そうだ、名案だ。じつに名案だ。
そういうわけで、おれは大きな大きな鍋を求め
あてのない孤独な旅に出かけたのだった。
元「koebu」宏美（ろみりん）さんが演じてくださった！
Deep Sleep
When I woke up, there was still a dream.
All the people I see meet the same face.
I mean, neither he nor her has a face.
They have no eyes, no nose, no mouth, no ears.
It is only white faces like chicken eggs.
It could not have been a reality.
I thought it would be useless because it would not hurt,
but there are no other ways to wake up.
I tried to pull my cheeks thinking that it was mediocratic
and sorry, my cheeks were hard like the shells of eggs
and I could not even pinch it.
Is that something like that?
I mean the same thing as everyone else.
If that happens, that is, if this has become an egg,
I have no choice but to break this egg shell.
I looked around and looked for a suitable corner to break the shell,
but unfortunately there was no corner anywhere.
Everywhere is a flat plane.
I thought with the egg head.
It is impossible to break a raw egg well on a flat surface.
Becoming crushed, both hands and clothes get dirty.
I can not put up with such a thing.
So boil it once, let's break up after making it as boiled egg.
Yes, it is a good idea. It's a very good idea.
That's why I asked for a big pot
and went out for a lonely travel.
そういうわけで、おれは大きな大きな鍋を求め
あてのない孤独な旅に出かけたのだった。
元「koebu」宏美（ろみりん）さんが演じてくださった！
Deep Sleep
When I woke up, there was still a dream.
All the people I see meet the same face.
I mean, neither he nor her has a face.
They have no eyes, no nose, no mouth, no ears.
It is only white faces like chicken eggs.
It could not have been a reality.
I thought it would be useless because it would not hurt,
but there are no other ways to wake up.
I tried to pull my cheeks thinking that it was mediocratic
and sorry, my cheeks were hard like the shells of eggs
and I could not even pinch it.
Is that something like that?
I mean the same thing as everyone else.
If that happens, that is, if this has become an egg,
I have no choice but to break this egg shell.
I looked around and looked for a suitable corner to break the shell,
but unfortunately there was no corner anywhere.
Everywhere is a flat plane.
I thought with the egg head.
It is impossible to break a raw egg well on a flat surface.
Becoming crushed, both hands and clothes get dirty.
I can not put up with such a thing.
So boil it once, let's break up after making it as boiled egg.
Yes, it is a good idea. It's a very good idea.
That's why I asked for a big pot
and went out for a lonely travel.
