オカマのカマキリがカマを研いでいました。
カマキリがカマを研ぐなんて
まず滅多にあることではありません。
でも、オカマのカマキリはキレやすいので
ついカマを乱暴に扱ってしまうのです。
「オカマのカマキリ、キレジかな」
そんなふうに子どもにからかわれたくらいで
「キーッ！ 許さないわよ」
カマをブンブン振りまわしてしまい
「パキン！」
カマの先が石に当たって刃こぼれしたのです。
「あら、いやだ」
子どもたちは大喜び。
「オカマのカマキリ、カマキレナイ」
そういうわけなので
今はキレないけど、あとでいっぱいキルつもりで
こうしてオカマのカマキリがカマを研いでいるのです。
「オカマのカマキリ、カマキレナイ。
ググッとこらえてカマを研ぐ」
Uncut Sickle
The fag mantis was sharpening his sickle.
It is very rare for a praying mantis to sharpen his sickle.
But fag's praying mantis cuts easily,
so he treats his sickle roughly.
"Fag praying mantis, is it an anal fissure?"
Just being teased by a child like that,
"Squeeze! I won't forgive you."
He brandished his scythe wildly,
"Snap!"
The tip of the sickle hit the stone
and the blade was broken.
"Oh no."
Children are delighted.
"fag praying mantis can't cut sickle"
That's why fag's praying mantis is sharpening
his sickle like this, with the intention of cutting a lot later,
even though it's not sharp now.
"Fag's praying mantis cannot cut his sickle.
He holds still and sharpens his sickle."
