女房もらうんなら掃除好きに限るな。
ホコリ溜めねえで金を貯めるってもんだ。
うちのなんかもう掃除好きで大変だぜ。
よそでホコリ見つけると懐かしくなるよ。
しかも耳掃除ときたらもう天下一品だね。
まず、あいつの膝枕に頭のっけるだろ。
あの耳かき棒がぐいっと突っ込まれるね。
耳の穴の奥をぐりぐり掻きまわされてな。
脳ミソをくすぐられてるような心地よさよ。
もう口の端からよだれが垂れちまうよ。
おれの親父なんか小便まで垂らしやがった。
それにまた、耳クソの出ること出ること。
どこからこんなに出るのか信じられねえぜ。
終わると、頭が軽くなって浮いちゃうよ。
そりゃ冗談だけどさ、そんな感じだよ。
どうだ、おまえ。うらやましいだろうが。
それでな、おれにいい考えがあるんだ。
あいつに耳掃除屋をやらせるわけよ。
つまり、客の耳の穴を掃除する商売さ。
いや、本当だって。絶対に儲かるって。
あの耳掃除を途中でやめられてみな。
こりゃもう確実に身もだえもんだよ。
大枚はたいても続けて欲しくなるって。
なんなら、おまえが最初の客になりなよ。
どうだ。なんとも耳寄りな話じゃねえか。
元「koebu」makotoさんが演じてくださった！
Sunoが作曲。
Ear Sweeper
If you receive a wife,
you should choose a woman who likes to clean it.
She will not collect dust and save money.
My wife is already cleaning love so hard.
It will be nostalgic if I find dust elsewhere.
Besides, her ears cleaning is the best in the world.
First, put my head on her knee pillow.
That earpick will slip into my ear.
I was scratched in the back of my ear hole.
It is comfortable as if the brain is being tickled.
Drunk drips from the edge of the mouth.
My father passed down to my urine.
Besides, getting out of earwaxing comes out.
I can not believe it from where it comes out.
When I finish, my head will light up and I will float.
That's a joke, but it's such a feeling.
How is it, you? Would envy you?
Nevertheless, I have a good idea.
I will let my wife do an ear sweeping shop.
In other words, it is business to clean customer's ears hole.
Yes, it is true. I definitely make money.
Try to stop her ear cleaning on the way.
Everyone definitely writhes.
Everyone wants to continue even paying a large sum of money.
Anyway, you must become her first customer.
How is it?
It is a story that you want to listen to, is not it?
