人、酒を飲む。
酒、酒を飲む。
酒、人を飲む。
しかし、彼女に限っては
まず酒に飲まれることはあるまい。
彼女は酔えない体質なのだ。
「誰か、なんでもいいから、あたしを酔わせて！」
すると神が、彼女の前に姿を現した。
「酒で駄目なら、恋ではどうじゃ？」
「どうじゃ、って？」
「こうじゃ」
絶世の美男子、美女、美少年、美少女、美幼児
さらには美しい人形まで、ぞろぞろ床から生えてきた。
困惑気味な彼女の体に馴れ馴れしくまとわりつく。
「どうじゃ？」
「まあまあだけど、どれも長持ちしそうにないわね」
「ええい、それならば」
「ちょっと待って」
彼女は醒めた目で神を見返した。
「あたし、神にも酔えないの」
元「koebu」アカリさんが演じてくださった！
Do Not Get Drunk
People drink alcohol.
Alcohol drinks alcohol.
Alcohol drinks people.
But for her only,
she will never be drunk with alcohol.
She is a constitution that will not get drunk.
"Someone, whatever it is, let me get drunk!"
Then God appeared before her.
"If you can not drink alcohol, how about in love?"
"How about you?"
"This is it."
He grew from the floor roughly, each with an absurd,
beautiful man, a beautiful woman, a boy, a beautiful girl,
a beautiful child, and even a beautiful doll.
They become familiar with her body with confusion.
"How about you?"
"Somewhat, none of them seems to last long."
"If it, that would be..."
"Wait a minute."
She looked back at God with a calm eye.
"I do not get drunk with God."
元「koebu」アカリさんが演じてくださった！
Do Not Get Drunk
People drink alcohol.
Alcohol drinks alcohol.
Alcohol drinks people.
But for her only,
she will never be drunk with alcohol.
She is a constitution that will not get drunk.
"Someone, whatever it is, let me get drunk!"
Then God appeared before her.
"If you can not drink alcohol, how about in love?"
"How about you?"
"This is it."
He grew from the floor roughly, each with an absurd,
beautiful man, a beautiful woman, a boy, a beautiful girl,
a beautiful child, and even a beautiful doll.
They become familiar with her body with confusion.
"How about you?"
"Somewhat, none of them seems to last long."
"If it, that would be..."
"Wait a minute."
She looked back at God with a calm eye.
"I do not get drunk with God."
