ある協力会社から図鑑をもらったのだ。
しかも、身長の半分ほども大きいのを。
そこはアイドル写真集やアダルトDVDなんかを
編集して販売している出版社らしい。
まだよく確認してないが、その図鑑は
おそらく年間カタログのような内容であろう。
なぜか自分も男優として出演した過去があり
その関連から入手できたようだ。
勤めている企画会社へ苦労して持ち帰る。
さて、どこに置いたらよかろう。
上司や同僚に中身を見られたくない。
仕事柄、職場にあっても不自然ではないが
自分が出演している画像を見つけられたら困る。
事実、ちょっと席を外した隙に
同僚のひとりが図鑑のページをめくっていた。
「ああ、見ちゃだめだよ」
あわてて図鑑を奪い取る。
「頼めば確かにあの会社は本や雑誌をくれるけど
こんなに大きくて貴重な本は珍しいね」
どうやら疑われてしまったようだ。
誤魔化そうと言い訳するが、疑惑は晴れない。
さて、困った。
ともかく、こいつをどこに隠そうか。
自作自演。
Large Picture Book
I got a picture book from a partner company.
What's more, it's about half the height.
It seems to be a publisher
that edits and sells idol photo books and adult DVDs.
I haven't checked it well yet,
but the picture book is probably like an annual catalog.
For some reason,
I also had a past appearance as an actor,
and it seems that I was able to obtain it
from that connection.
I have a hard time taking it back
to the planning company where I work.
Well, where should I put this?
I don't want my boss or colleagues
to see what's inside.
Due to the nature of my job,
it's not unnatural for me to have this in my workplace,
but I would be in trouble
if someone could find an image of me in it.
In fact, one of my colleagues was flipping
through the pages of the picture book
when I was a little out of the seat.
"Oh, don't look."
I hurriedly rob him of the picture book.
"If you ask, the company will certainly give you
books and magazines,
but such a big and valuable book is rare."
Apparently he suspected me.
I make excuses to deceive,
but the suspicion is not clear.
Well, I was in trouble.
Anyway, where should I hide this?
