Tome文芸館 Annex

自作読み物を紹介。動画用朗読音声を常時募集。英訳はGoogle翻訳。

早口言葉

隣の柿はよく客食う柿だ 

坊主が女房の乳房にゅうぼう屏風びょうぶの絵を上手にかいた 

生首生胸生あんよ 

あほ巻貝ばか巻貝寝巻かい 

ふともももすももも桃も酢の物も揉むと桃色 

阿波の海女が浅瀬を歩くと慌てたアワビが泡を吹く 

兄の庭には二羽のニワトリとウニとワニと鬼の兄嫁いらして 
おらの裏庭にはニラやワラやなにやらかにやらあるにはある 

私の彼氏のヒロシが裸足の私に渡しにくそうな 
尻出しの私に渡しにくい実家の流しの亀の子ダワシ 

わしのまたのたまのしわはわしのまたのたまのしわ




元「koebuロンチーさんがアドリブで演じてくださった!


元「koebuyayaさんと共演!

「Spoon」ばっしゅさんが演じてくださった!


Tongue Twister

The persimmon next to it is a persimmon
that often eats customers.

The priest successfully painted a folding screen
on the wife's breast.

Raw head, raw breast, raw legs.

Flirtatious snails, stupid snails, sleepwear?

Thighs, plums, peaches, vinegared items
are pink when massaged.

When Awa's woman diver walks
in the shallow water,
panicked abalone blows bubbles.

In my brother's garden, there are two chickens,
sea urchin and crocodile,
and my brother's demon wife,
and in my backyard, there are leeks,
straws, and something soft.

Hiroshi of my boyfriend seems to be hard
to pass to me barefoot,
it is difficult to pass to me with a butt
and it's a tortoise-shaped scrubbing brush.

The wrinkle of the ball on my crotch
is the wrinkle of the ball on my crotch.