かの西洋ネズミについて
かくも吾輩が考えてしまうのは
先ほど夢に見てしまったからであり
決してあやつめが有名であるからではない。
吾輩にはさほどかわいいとも思えぬが
愛らしく感じる女子が多いらしく
キャーキャー騒がれておる事
いまいましくも存じておる。
かの地ではダンスなど踊り
キャラクター商品は巷にあふれ
幼児性を執拗に母性愛へ訴えたいのか
高音域の耳障りな裏声で他愛なきをほざく。
童話世界の案内人を自負しておるのか
明るく楽しくにぎやかに華やかに
いつも元気で笑顔を絶やさず
借用も盗用もお構いなし。
これほどまでに吾輩の
心がひねくれてしまうのも
軽佻浮薄でええじゃないかの
すべてがあやつめのせいなのだ。
自作自演。
Think about Western Mouse
I think about the Western mouse so much
because I dreamed of him earlier,
not because he is famous.
I don't think he's so cute, but it seems that
there are many girls who love him, and
I still know that they are making a loud noise.
He dances and so on in that area, and
the character products are overflowing in the streets,
and whether he wants to relentlessly appeal
to maternal love for infants,
he sneers at the harsh falsetto in the high register.
Perhaps he is a guide to the world of fairy tales,
he is bright, fun, and lively,
and he is always cheerful, smiling,
and borrowing or plagiarizing.
It's all because he's frivolous and sloppy
that all my heart is so twisted.
