団体で民宿に泊まっていたら
見知らぬ全裸男が部屋に入ってきた。
「困ったから来てくれ」
そう言われても困る。
ちょっと添い寝に借りた女が借金してたとかで
怖そうな男がふたり窓の外で見張ってる、とのこと。
一緒について行ってみれば、なるほど
裸の男がふたり、窓辺で優雅に尻を振っている。
その借りた借金女が我が団体の者なら
あるいは私が尻で返さねばならなくなるかも。
そんな気配を背筋に感じ、あわてて引き返す。
ところが途中、廊下ごと川に流されてしまい
あれよあれよという間に迷子になってしまった私。
自作自演。
Distress in the Inn
A strange naked man entered the room
when we were staying in a bed and breakfast group.
"Come because I'm in trouble."
It does not matter if you say so.
A woman he borrowed to sleep with him was in debt,
and two scary men were watching outside the window.
When I followed along, I see,
two naked guys were gracefully shaking their hips
by the window.
If the borrowed debt woman belongs to my group,
or I may have to return with my ass.
Feeling such a signpost to the spine, I rush in haste.
However, on the way, I was swept away
by the river along with the corridor,
and I got lost while I was confused.
