横長な部屋で漫才を見物中。
と思ったら、もう終了。
観客たちは退散しつつある。
ところが、まだ芸を続ける者ひとり。
と思ったら、それはテレビ画面。
テレビ画面の中のひとりの芸人が
さらにテレビ画面の中の人物と掛け合い漫才。
なかなか面白いと思うのだが
留まって観続けようとする観客はいない。
私は尿意を覚え、トイレに向かう。
白人青年たちが目につく。
なんだか前に出るのがためらわれる。
トイレの壁までまだ数ｍもあるのに
その場で放尿を始めてしまう。
勢いよくほとばしるアーチ型の尿の橋。
壁まで届くが、そこに便器はない。
「見栄を張るなよ」
などと通行人の誰かが陰口を言う。
恥ずかしいが止められない。
こんなこと、なんだか前にもしたような。
Urine Bridge
I am watching a comedy duo in an oblong room.
If I thought, it was finished already.
The spectators are leaving.
However, there was one person who still kept performing.
And I thought it was a TV screen.
One performer in the television screen is also doing comedy duo,
who talks with the person in the television screen.
I think it's quite interesting,
but there are no spectators trying to stay and watch.
I remember my urge to go to the public toilet.
Caucasian young people are noticeable.
I am hesitant to go ahead.
Even though the wall of the toilet is still several meters away,
I start urinating on the spot.
Arch-shaped bridge of urine that bursts fast.
It reaches the wall, but there is no toilet.
"Don't look good."
That way somebody in the passers makes a backstroke.
Embarrassment can not be stopped.
I have a memory like this that I did before.
