団地にひとりで住んでいる。
団地は社会の縮図。
喜び悲しみがあり、犯罪もある。
で、団地専属の探偵を始めた。
管理組合に売り込んだのである。
まず最初は、ゴミ出しルール違反の犯人調査から。
最初は手作業だったが、らちあかない。
総会で強引に
個々に実績を積み、単発から年間契約に。
要望あり、個別に浮気調査も開始した。
実録「団地妻」昼下がりの情事。
据え膳喰わぬはなんとやら。
刑事事件も解決し、地元警察から信頼も得た。
評判となり、問題や事件の発生も減った。
たまに外部から依頼もある。
食指は動くが、基本的に断っている。
社会の縮図だからなんとかなってるだけ。
本物の社会は手に負えまい。
Detective in Housing Complex
I live alone in a housing complex.
The housing complex is a microcosm of society.
There is joy and sadness, and there are crimes.
In the housing complex exclusive detective started.
It was sold to the management union.
First of all, from the investigation of the offender
who violates the trash rule.
At first it was manual work, but it is not easy.
I forced to pass a temporary police dog rearing permission
at the General Assembly.
I made an achievement individually
and made it into an annual contract from one shot.
A request for affair was also launched individually.
Based on the story "housing complex wife"
affair of the afternoon.
Rejecting the advances of women is a man's shame.
I solved the criminal case
and got the trust from the local police.
It became a reputation and the occurrence of problems
and incidents decreased.
Occasionally there are also requests from outside.
I want to receive it, but I basically refuse it.
Because it is a microcosm of society,
I can only manage somehow.
If a real society is the other party,
it will be beyond my control.
